After last years ‘chav’ experience (my blog) the monkey house will not be visiting London theatres tonight. However i double checked what was on and something on the 28th interested me but that’s two days later.
That left a Shakespeare thing that sounded ‘ok but the other apes would say no’ to or a revisit of mozart but that was sold out already here (my blog) probably months ago by three people and a dog.
That left a Wacko Jacko thing who was a monkey rapist (my blog) or other dead people and remakes of films. Think we can do better than that .
No thanks London theatre.
News reaches the monkey house that a bbc tv show about cakes is now on the move to commercial tv. I have never seen it, apparently moving to itv (my blog).
Afternoon tea is a weird thing and should you be a foreigner is not something the average Briton eats everyday – however with it moving to itv its name alluding to something about drugs and the average iq of there audience i expect that the following will become part of the changed format:
- lie detectors will be used on contestants
- cake will have illegal drugs in
- the police will raid the bake off location for drugs every week
- there will be swearing and intimidation from all
- door staff (bouncers) will be needed
Karen Matthews a victim of Harry potters sucess
I look forward to seeing say Karen Mathews (a real person my blog) say pass off shop bought cakes as freshly baked while an itv presenter confronts the contestant about her past as a kidnapper while taking a dna test as too who the father was of the child*.
Here is the weird thing it sounds a winning combination with a beying mob audience (my blog), its strange that ‘baking’ became a hit show but none of the commercial tv channels bought it when nobody had a clue what it could become.
Commercial television is so screwed complaining about licence fee funded bbc when all it needed was a large tent, a field and some behind the scenes people.
That’s media studies graduates (my blog) for you. Afternoon tea wont be the same.
* rumoured to be made into a documentary for tv
Bbc three (my blog) is closing and as a very minor interest in stuff that is on mainstream bbc a couple of things caught my brains attention with the final conclusion that bbc three did it better.
First up for comparison is a drama on mainstream bbc called our girl, it was a bit of advert* for the army, and apparently had some person that i had never heard of from a soap opera in it**. I guess that the acting talent pool must be the size of a test tube. Anyhow that sort of meant a belated visit here (my blog) , and yes bbc three did it better my blog).
Staying with the institutional on a slight lesser mainstream channel was a program about american prisons, and the bbc three did it better as well (my blog).
I think the bbc is mad to close bbc three, but when like for like is compared the inside bbc jealousy is clear to be seen and the message subverted. Lets face facts when non-fiction is better than fiction it takes a certain type of retard to think fiction is better.
I would love to compare other things but cannot as i do not watch mainstream bbc.
* an impression ** i read that