Something ate my draft post on this subject but never mind. This weeks 'House of Tiny Tearaways' (fabb) has been illuminating, of three 'new' problem kids one this week seems to have a issue (Miss Sugar Snack), the other two look fixed – the amazed look on the other two parents said it all.
Viewers (am i the only blogger?) of this might come to the conclusion that the team need new researchers, and that 'telegenic' home video of 'home hell' is something that does not seem to offer the nice Doctor much challenge. I like her 'BRAND NEW' animated 'oh god cringe' and enhanced 'its hard actually' rant to the camera, thats a new feature.
What she needs are some religous nutcases who think there kids are devils/witches because they know about Harry Potter- 'we failed Jesus and the Lord… where going to burn and drown them next week'.
From future asbo's (fa) to big brother (bb) proper now, Big Brother starts on Thursday in England, provided there all not z list porn stars wanting to make the big time hopefully it should provide the right amount of social misfits – if it does not I will switch off – BB is for dumb bunny boilers (think of fatal attraction film) and strange misfits who like to dance to to the BeeGees rather than those trying to attract stardom/fame – the less one says about the females the better – its one way to become a page 3 number (surname b**b or cl*tor*s in an address book thing) in the newspaper.
Please note Bananas would never apply for any tv show on the logical reason that if your asked to appear there must be something wrong with you, this logic can be applied to many shows.
Fans of 'stars' like Martin Clunes/David Jasons (no other actors allowed sorry) whom inhabit the realm of ITV should beware (first tv network to have tv adverts after the bbc came along) have admited that (bbc)
Mr Shaps added he wanted ITV to spend its annual £300m drama budget on "contemporary, less predictable" work.
He called on writers and producers to start thinking about ITV as a place that "wants more than cop shows and period detectives".
Rambo rabbits attacker (my blog) shall never be discovered boo hoo, err i mean hooray ! The hoops people had to go through to make not crime dramas on itv is amazing – the drama about a hat thief was a drama before it even got filmed.
Well I I had to write 15 episodes of 'Leathal Rabbit 10' and wait 15 years before they (itv) would 'agree' to make an one hour drama program- explained a patient writer.
That sort of thing gets featured in the newspaper review of the itv piece (which i did not see), the sad thing is these writers are happy to provide junk – it pays the bills and maintains the 'mindless' – expect to see Martin and Jason in ladies clothes doing detective type things very soon.
Consider….
But now compare with Dr Who who took an old enemy – cast and aside many preconceptions about what the BBC could do (eg Dickens with american actresses, eastenders because its rubbish and cheap) and change the conception of the supporting actors to 'affulent'. The Cybermen where believable and it put the actors to work rather than just doing 'easy' cockney accents.
Looking forward to the conclusion already – for the ITV 'who did it' crme drama the answer is Tony Blair, with the Opus Dei picture frame and metal cross**.
Itv viewers ? lost ? please don't worry Martin Clues as the vet and David as the detective in a dress will make sure that Rambo rabbit is avenged – Trust me.
My musings end.
* page 3 is where girls take there clothes off to sell Rupert Murdoch thoughts.
** inspiration thanks to that bored*** game.
*** not a mistyping
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