the retail out of town superstore incomplete, expensive and lacking stock

Bananas and the zoo staff went to an out of town diy shed (a retail warehouse)  to buy a new water collector*, ours in the monkey house was leaking and sun bleached and so a failure after many years of being in use. An attempt to find the leak and patch it was made and failed.

They had some in stock and yes it was cheap but the ones at customer level where sans the base and the attachments like a tap but higher ones did  have.   We had to ask for human help.

The supplied tap thing did not work on return to the zoo, so we used the one from the old.  The brands website also looked it was stopped developing four years ago, and the tap looked different.

bbq’s (my blog) where also pricey and most of the the stock in this north london warehouse looked depleted as if some accountant had deemed its levels of stock too high and so looked unloved..

As we use rainwater (my blog) most weeks and it goes from 25c to 0c in temperature in a year it will be well used but as an experience much could be said that a lot of the selected stock was partially incomplete and so unlikely to sold or if so likely t be returned asap for either leaking (wrong tap) or no stand.

The new container does not leak so is ok but the experience is not a good one, as a retail sector that is writing down millions in value  like the homebase brand  is doing – i wonder why.

An employee of the zoo returned to the shed and got a real tap for the unit after pointing out the problem to the human staff.

*Two mammals required – well done if you got the bonus joke

affirmative action hiring (sjw) and idiots

Humour is hard to make being funny is often unintentional and the verge some trash website i do not visit made humour by being idiots by failing to assemble a pc.

Assembling a pc is not that tricky but the video presenter was either a moron or perhaps worse a diversity hire by the verge and intentionally made to look a retard on purpose by them.

I find pc building is expensive (per unit) if we do it so I have little desire in doing it  and have a supplier who can get discounts and not supply the zoo with the microsoft tax (my blog) so they make money as professionals and i get to not pay the microsoft tax –  but i do like to know what might be inside the zoo’s pc’s at some point in the future as pc’s do change.

The video has since been taken down since even i know you don’t use an ikea alan key to make a pc or a swiss army knife.  I recently had to fix an electrical socket (my blog) and i would love to know what the verge would suggest as tools to  use – i suspect a lawnmower** might have been suggested.  I fixed the socket with a screwdriver something it seems the verge does not own

This technical fuckup by a ‘technical’ journalist, editor, and whoever put it together and approved it was deemed not a indication of mastery but hate.

There are thoughts here

  • affirmative action employees serve no purpose (bullshit jobs) even to affirmative action employees.
  • being called out for possible downright dangerous install* is bad
  • criticism is racist – sjw think cyclejerk

So it is amusing to find that people who will blame everybody else for there lot, how dare we possibly make a fire hazard, that also might burn down a building yes that must be good for all of us

*imagine your tower block caught on fire (my blog) many sjw reporters might find a racist angle. ** to cut the old socket off

Our Philippine typhoon ‘victims’ charity drive (via argentina)

Fernando Zylberberg (ar) shaves his legs and wears a skirt

Imagine this in your website advertised (mailto) inbox

Received: from redtvsrl.com.ar (host234.201-252-224.telecom.net.ar [201.252.224.234])
by x (Postfix) with ESMTP id x
for <x@x>;
From: “=?utf-8?Q?Tobar_Gravette?=” <achlrlyzsbyjs@redtvsrl.com.ar>
Organization: syemc

Hello there.

Hopefully you actually do not care about my language grammar, since i’m from Philippines. I infected your system with a virus and now have all of your private files out of your operating system.

It previously was set up on an adult web page then you have selected the movie and viewed it, my application quickly gain access to your system.

After that, your webcam recorded you playing with your stuff, on top of that i captured a video that you’ve seen.

Soon after a little while in addition, it picked up all of your social contact information. In case u want me to wipe off your all that i have – send me 700 euros in btc it’s a crypto. It’s my btc wallet number – iamashitscammerbtc

At this moment you will have 28hrs. to make a decision The moment i will get the transfer i’ll wipe out this movie and every thing completely. Or else, please remember that this video is going to be sent to all of your friends.

The moral here is

  • btc is losing value (i’d take euros)
  • why is .ar sending email for .ph ?
  • there was no attachment

Since argentina is a shit hole  all is answered and i know what Fernando Zylberberg (my blog) is doing these days.

May the Falklands remain British forever,

If your being asked for charity donations for the Philippines   i suggest we all defer to these nice Argentinians who have all the money they need.

The french invade the zoo’s logfiles

stereotypical french man

I was doing a report on fake logins (my blog) and found the french attempts have there own style, or ‘mode’

16 csgoserver
1 csgoserveur

No the zoo does not have a csgoserveur or even an english named one.   Adminstrateur is one to look out for as well  expecting microsoft fake logins  in your logs.

Anyhow since there is no free bread or wine being delivered to us apes  they can foutre le camp.

Bless them they have discovered the internet – mind you it does sound better with the extra u.

the imposible test

Sisyphus is still a role model

I ran one of those rate your software tests , it was informative until it tried to check our mail server it failed as

  • it could not look up dns records
  • ocsp stabling was demanded is but it is not implemented in the software we use or anybodies else’s either.
  • other things where rated without context.

I concluded that those results where meaning less.

Oh well.

Taiwanese netflix

First time for this and i did have problems determining whether it was chinese (my blog) or not at first being  in Mardarin and even though i know taiwan makes tv it so far was not say great teacher something which is something that never appealed to me.

Since china does not do fantasy,horror or science fiction being communist* i think i have got a handle on who makes what in the language now rather than guess.   Other east asian drama is different and there are good examples to be found although there is some  rubbish a view that all a countries tv output is amazing is one that can be disproved.

That brings me to

on children

imdb: tt8507402 is a creepy distopia that even i found believable once i got my country right since china would not make this it is well worth a see .

A poor example to compare it to is black mirror as on children is way better with extricating five minute scenes, suicide and animal cruelty it is worth the time. Expect pushy mothers as well.   These run to an hour and twenty minutes as is the way with asian dramas so put aside six hours.

5/5 bananas.

I think Taiwan has some interesting ideas and i will look to see more mardarin language content.

*console games where banned and also are required to be localised (not getting through the great wall) and probably will not have supernatural things in them either

Totally normal systemd behaviour – do not read

Systemd is great software for not working properly outside of debian defaults overwriting my good config systemd thing with broken systemd software and units.

postmulti -p status


postfix/postfix-script: the Postfix mail system is not running
postfix-1u/postfix-script: the Postfix mail system is running: PID: 6059
postfix-2m/postfix-script: the Postfix mail system is running: PID: 6167
postfix-2u/postfix-script: the Postfix mail system is running: PID: 6273
postfix-4m/postfix-script: the Postfix mail system is running: PID: 6355

My latest boot issue is our first zoo postfix instance wont load even with postmulti (my blog) oh the systemd script (my blog) stopped working months ago.  – lets try manually shall we as journalctl likes to keep secrets.

postfix -c /etc/postfix start
fatal: mail system startup failed

Due to ?

postfix/master[5223]: fatal: open lock file /var/lib/postfix/master.lock: unable to set exclusive lock: Resource temporarily unavailable

Something systemd is supposed to look after not me – However it might be up as it thinks port 25 on that interface is working.  It has been months since i altered postfix settings

If that is what a debian 9 thinks is good then god help us all – and i am an atheist.

I wonder what debian will fuck up for me next?

The disabled lobby – my head hurts

Being disabled is a mindset while you might not be able to do something your a minority and that means weird people helping you campaign like the above. i imagine some deaf people would rather remain deaf than be cured of it /restored or even learn to interact with ‘normal’ people*.   Perhaps even making there offspring intentionally not ‘normal’.

I am sure you can provide extra examples of disabled rights loonies.

The article in the image I did not read for being click bait but i imagine a future where people might walk after being made non independently mobile.   Why are people so regressive and so dumb that a possible future without them in is deemed  a holocaust.

wheres the stanna stairlift

The only immobile wheelchair like s/f i am aware of is the daleks who go about declaring purity of wheelchairs  and declaring genocide on everybody else so i assume the bbc is also being discriminatory here.

Once again the lack of research by the writer is shoddy.

Mind you perhaps the world needs retards who cannot think just to become journalists indeed perhaps it should be a disability in itself

Another example is…

Extreme Dwarfanators Wrestling

To be found on the bbc where midget wrestling was ‘banned’ mind you it does sound like an itv sport (my blog)and actually sounds fun.

Quite why small people cannot wrestle as everybody else seems to be able to according to a charity seems non inclusive.

But what do i know.

*children of a lesser god  (imdb)