The french car form adventure

Your citroen It needs new ice skates

Bananas was asked by professor to get a air quality certificate (this is not a boring post) for his car when he goes on safari to France.

He only knew of it via the fud of a newspaper (my blog) that he does not read and the extended family read. His attempts to figure out this shit are laughable as four weeks have past since then and i go see professor and eventually get roped into this exercise in french form filling that costs euros too.

So much for the european free market and this is before brexit (my blog).  Whether or not the french use the lack of such a thing as an excercise to make money from foreigners* either via fines for not having one or tax for having a label i suppose is a moot point now.  But there well known for it and the rest of the eu is also fair game to Jorge the bureaucratic frenchman.

Its a fairly pain free process if your aware of french civil servants ideals via a website name, make, vin number provided that is you have the right registration documents at the right address.

More ‘complex’ things needed include the emissions standard of which a google search got me a value that the form liked and was on the form. However professor tells me that the value stated is not on on the label supplied but incremented by one.  You views on the right value seems to be a judgement call between ignoring what is on the form is right or wrong – i guess one set of bureaucrats would be most upset by that. .

Then they want a jpeg of the registration document that is a very small attachment size. First attempts scanned the document (four pages) in where 8 mb – the target was 400kb

not that sort of gimp, perhaps a zoo attracttion ?

So they only got part of the document, after a lot of faffing about with that scanner and the gimp* (my blog) the french government expects you to own and able to use, oh and scp to copy the file to professors workstation.

In the end on my first attempt i get a car that can be registered that the computer in France seems to accept and professor does the rest.

While his ownership document and the french might be mildly compatible per eu regulations it seems that this is not liked by the tax collecting authorities and so a special process only to them is ‘required’.

I think that breaks the eu ‘spirit’ but that’s just me thinking about the issue.  If this was some rant about paid roads (not government) then this would be crazy talk but its a process that tells government something that they already know if even i do not know what that information is and as one computer can ask another.

It seems there are French bureaucrats who are sceptic of the eu dont tell them but i am on to them..

Something to think about. *open source graphics manipulatiom – enjoy the joke * includes road haulers hgv’s etc

something about two black lesbians called polly and bill on television.

I am not quite sure why the bbc diversity departmant made me think that dr who is a programme about black lesbians but if your one and work for bbc diversity please celebrate and put on that strap on and do it on dr who please.

I guess bill wears it from the name

It would be a lot more entertaining than dr who.

More tea vicar ?

If you think Polly is wearing the strap on instead leave comments justifying your thoughts, i am quite prepared to change my view of who wears it.

Nasty shit on an andriod phone

I was ‘attempting’ to browse web pages not via google on a lollipop (andriod) phone and not having much luck and got an pop up offer for two free phones for an iphone and a samsung* – although it picked up the make and our zoo’s isp i thought this advertising pretending to be our isp was very extremely scam-my.

One offer with a countdown had expired , and they assumed that our location was also wrong. My view of the iphone is on record (my blog) so not I do not wish to join the retards who own a iphone.  I had to terminate the browser as the advert was not designed for mobile phones

So i decided to ring our isp and ask them if these offers where real and got a definite no as i expected.Our user equipment was not to blame but the settings (or lack of them) as a new phone.

Randall Rothenburg bat shit insane

There are people who think ad-blockers are bad (my blog) but perhaps scamming people via popups is good for them.  I suppose thats a judgement call

Anyhow i failed to browse web pages on a android phone or even bookmark a page, however it appears lollipop definety needs an adblocker..

The more i observe i conclude that Randall Rothernburg should be assessed for his mental health since he appears to be missing a lot of screws.

Anyhow it was an interesting look at the ethics of the internet advertising board of which seem lacking.

*free fireworks\burning thing ?

 

The car key

keyBananas has been watching a youtube channel in which the ‘secure’ individual key has been diminished by as this authorised agent tries various keys to find he has one that opens doors and switches on the car.  Most of these cars are american made but it does raise a question.

European cars seem more secure provided you cannot sniff the wireless protocol.

wenlock a policeman

wenlock a policeman

In England the Metropolitan police here London once ‘lost’ a set of universal car keys in the past and these where known to have entered criminal society.

a number

I guess with enough patience and a vin a spare set of keys could be easily made.

Think about it.

bulkanized new tlds

renHave heard of .ren ? or Renren Inc – apparently it is a chinese social media thing not skincare which made it an odd sighting in the mail.log

Anyhow i am none the wiser but i do wonder if this use of .ren breaks the icann rules of the global top level domain i mean the zoo is not in China.  If somebody can pass this along to the great firewall f china team it be most appreciated.

 

the radium girls,Kate Moore

raduimisbn: 97814711533877  is a bit girly, our freshly minted author is described on the back as as

a rupert murdoch bestseller (my blog) and ghostwriter come playwright

So not a real bestselling author.  At times its very pro social justice warrior and blame science attitude when if it was honest would point the blame at on the handling of the radioactive material in the us not the nature of the beast.

readybrekIt deals with the glow in the dark (readybrek? – porridge) illuminated watch dial painters c1915 in the US, so european industrial handling was much better.

These american people glowed before there jaws fell off.

SJW’s complain about a lot of things and the use of girl is prevalent through this book, I suppose girl means victim right on sisters and fuck that equality shit.

0/5 bananas

 

Sogo webmail lethargy

mehIs part of gandi* update and its buzzwordy with a zeg demo (my blog) and various distro install methods – even i had google what zeg was.

I did not have most requirements its very 64bit – and so it failed to compile.

*not the indian

Afghanistan internet favourites

So another .af address (my blog) had a quick chat with the email server.

smtpd[*]: connect from unknown[117.55.207.29]
policyd-spf[*]: None; identity=helo; client-ip=117.55.207.29; helo=[117.55.207.4]; envelope-from=mfd@thezoo; receiver=user@thezoo
policyd-spf[*]: Fail; identity=mailfrom; client-ip=117.55.207.29; helo=[117.55.207.4]; envelope-from=mfd@thezoo; receiver=user@thezoo
smtpd[*]: NOQUEUE: reject: RCPT from unknown[117.55.207.29]: 554 5.7.1 Service unavailable; Client host [117.55.207.29] blocked using xbl.spamhaus.org; https://www.spamhaus.org/query/ip/117.55.207.29; from=<MFD@thezoo> to=<user@thezoo> proto=ESMTP helo=<[117.55.207.4]>
smtpd[*]: disconnect from unknown[117.55.207.29]

the man who became a pig

So lets say a big hello to

address: Neda Telecommunications 13, Esmat Muslim Street,Shar-e-Naw Kabul, Afghanistan
e-mail: abuse@neda.af

Oddly there pretending to be the zoo – Probably not pork product spam then.