The missing barcode

Whilst collecting our copy of the daily Rwanda the shop noticed  that it was sans the barcode as part of the paper was ‘missing’.

This certain provided the newsagent with a conundrum as a number of newspapers could not be bought as deemed by the pos system.

Carol Beer little britain says computer said no

It was interest to notice that another condition of retailing can shut down a days trading on missing stock now include the barcode, and no electricity.

I thought it was interesting.


Ladies day and beta female apes

pony boy

All the beta female apes are likely to go missing from the monkey house today and will probably end up in the zoo’s security office where the horse racing is on.  Not because they like horse racing but because of the hats.

lizzards mam

The apes in question strangely never wear hats.   If you can explain this bonkers thinking, i offer a banana skin prize which you can collect from the zoo.

I also am aware that hooligans like horse racing recently whether or not there gypsies and there for there usual troublemaking was not specified but when a huge fight  starts perhaps not all is well with the world of betting and horses.

If you can derive any logic from this well your doing better than i am.

A thugs politician Sadiq Khan (mayor of london)

This amused us apes

It seems that if we vandalise trains (bbc not here)  and die* then Sadiq Khan will come to say nice words about our ‘art’.

Stabbing and moped robbery (my blog) is another issue here in London and i am sure Mr Khan gives a glowing reference to all knife and moped crime offenders.

I suppose it is one way to get votes.   I think we know enough.

*shit happens

a shopping adventure

I was asked to buy shoes once again (my blog) and it pays to be observant (my blog). There seemed to be a shoe shortage (my blog) once again and the shoes that where available cost 50% more.

Rather than going to a famous website instead i visited the site that supplied the original shoes and I did not pay 50% extra for the same item.

The moral is while you think online is cheaper if you go to a brand name website you may pay extra, Go to a less famous site then you may get a deal.

Google was no help either here in the correct area.   Sure they know what i was looking for specifically but bots seem to ignore some sites in favour of others.

None of this took a long time but i was fascinated that a shoe (the same model) could cost 50% more depending upon the website.

Another item i wanted to rectify a mistake i made* (my blog)  i also did not buy, once again a less famous website  saved money both on the item cost and postage.

I learnt something.

*more about it at a another time

Fuck stem when Wakanda is better – sjw logic

Like other segregated safe spaces like missou , and evergreen state college in America the sjw’s have been making certain ethnic people rethink career choices.

Merit and aptitude who needs that when a south african witch doctor living in poverty has the answer to aids/hiv (garlic only provided from Matthias Rath* should you be wishing to know)

So i was amused by this clickbait headline

When sjw’s see something it seems the opposite happens and things go bad – missou lost reputation and money, evergreen is also in a bad place.

Google sacked one google employee for wrong think it seems google cannot keep ‘talented’ employees from leaving (or even joining it – perhaps these people are against the military contracts google signed ?)

Wakanda**  it a place that does not exist  so that is the slavery aspect  thing out of the window so accusations of not being free are a null reason but these sjw’s forget that google is a for profit enterprise rather than a fictional ethno state from an sjw company disney/marvell comics – make believe is ok i guess science meh.

social justice warrior

While i dont care who makes google work thats even before i even mention automation lets hope all those sjw;s who did to missou and evergreen don’t use google after all that would be praising James (my blog) here.

I do not use a service based on how many africans made it but does it work .  I am sure you do too

I did not read further than the click bait headline but when a witch doctor*** knows the answers to the universe who needs stem .

*does not work but dont tell the anc in south africa who think it does ** from a film i know about but have not seen but all the ethno correct journalists ‘loved’ *** this is why africa leads the world in enlightenment and science (joke)

Sherman Hopkins jr and domain name theft

Sherman Hopkins, Jr., (aged 43 in 2018) , from Cedar Rapids is famous for all the wrong reasons for using robbery of a person to steal a domain name.

Bullets where used.

Unlike (my blog) a more ingenious theft despite its paper trail means he was not the first.

Hopkins is now famous for being a first to use violence and so will go down in history as a trailblazer.  Maybe he can save up and rent a domain name in 2039 when this thug leaves prison.

Normally that’s what you do.  I think might be available then, or ShermanHopkinsthug is something well worth looking at i am sure Mr Hopkins will get what he wants with his skillset.

the book of dust,Philip Pulman

isbn: 9780385604413 achoo* is the beginning of what will become Philip Pulman‘s (my blog) three book series his dark materials of which Chris Columbus intentionally fucked up after all hollywood dislikes a good narrative.

A simple but enjoyable read although later parts of feel a bit it lets make it easy for hollywood to fuck it up again or turn into a theme park ride – my brain kind of glazed over in part two.

I hope Pullman and agents will be more wary of americans getting the media rights this time round.

3/5 bananas


Random films worth a mention

Netflix things (my blog) as usual i have no idea why the cinema had no interest* in distributing these.  Not my problem.

The white king

imdb: /tt4211312  is a film i saw on netflix and i rather enjoyed.

5/5 bananas

The Siege of Jadotville

imdb: tt3922798 is another tale of united nations fuck ups (my blog) of which they do naturally not advertise from the 1950’s – well done the irish army

5/5 bananas


imdb: tt2091478 is a dark and dingy but as a locked room drama it was way better than a superhero film thingy.

4/5 bananas.

Mind you the more rubbish cinemas show (or be forced to otherwise they wont be invited to buy the next blockbuster) validates a thought that perhaps blockbuster cinema and its three producers is due a shake up.

*more than one cinema screening not at 8am on a monday morning