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Microsoft

  • Microsoft [microshit] defeat teams

    Teams does not work on a version eight andriod phone.    Somebody else  complained that a biig microsoft update came down to windows when they turned there shit pc on and the calls time out  after thirty minutes. If thats ‘enterprise’ then the sooner the pandas figure out machine guns and kill all microsoft employees the… Continue reading

  • Fuck you Microsoft

    I miss groklaw and it has been an anniversary this week for the death of sco Who microsoft funded – if your using microshit software then you are a problem as you also confirm a lack of choice is good economics. I will  argue that microsoft hates competition today and produces shit software. I suggest… Continue reading

  • You have to be a retard to work at Microsoft

    Following on from this [my blog] some wanker at microshit set the dns cache timing to over a day, three days later i kill our bind servers cache, and bang the ‘right’ records our found. If doing what your told fucks up Microsoft and nobody else then all staff at microshit are retards by any… Continue reading

  • hotmail – bad email from microsoft

    Sending mail to a hotmail address – mircosoft dont want you to, postfix-zoo/smtp[2245]: *: to=, relay=none, delay=23, delays=0.28/0.03/22/0, dsn=4.4.3, status=deferred (Host or domain name not found. Name service error for name=hotmail-com.olc.protection.outlook.com type=A: Host not found, try again) Not my fault – soif you have a hotmail address microsoft are a shit email provider as there… Continue reading

  • Blessed be Lennart Poettering

    News reaches the zoo that our savour of linux has joined Microsoft [microshit] He joins DeCasa and a number of other sco crooks [my blog]. I still hate systemd, and hope he manages to fuck Microsoft  over as well. After all Lennart Poettering has a track record to maintain.  Good luck to him. Continue reading

  • Paramount china [pgre]

    Halo is a video game thing from microshit [my blog].  It is nothing i am familiar with because it is from microshit but eventually* this ancient thing got a tv series on one of those new and crap [my blog] streamers who pissed off netflix that they had to make there own streaming thing as… Continue reading

  • Microsoft the censors

    It will probably happen again and microsoft will re-censor this soon outside of China. Microsoft is a corrupt and organised crimed minded tech firm as can reasoned by attacking linux with Darl McBride and licence fee scams. Continue reading

  • The zoo’s new chinese server hosted by microshit [microsoft].

    News to me microsoft! 网络与数据中心正在部署新版电子油件系统,拟定于2022年2月10日将旧版铀件系统中的邮建、网盘、通讯录等数据全部迁移至新版邮健系统。 请用户在迁移前确认邮箱账户是否正常登陆。 (现需要对邮箱进行报备保留) Yay Authentication-Results: dkim=pass (1024-bit key) header.d=vonckxck.onmicrosoft.com Received-SPF: Pass (sender SPF authorized) identity=helo; client-ip=52.100.164.229; helo=apc01-sg2-obe.outbound.protection.outlook.com; envelope-from=7yv0z9@nx1hw101.gq; receiver= Authentication-Results: dmarc=none (p=none dis=none) header.from=nx1hw101.gq from APC01-SG2obe.outbound.protection.outlook.com (mail-sgaapc01hn2229.outbound.protection.outlook.com [52.100.164.229]) Golly 2. From March 5th to the official launch of the new email system, users can send and receive emails normally, but do… Continue reading

  • Crypto currencies final swansong?

    It will be interesting to see what happens to bitcoin and it’s criminal  versions [my blog] when the ukraine thing ends. It might get regulated, and ‘lose’ its value if you think it has value.  Alternatively, it might be devalued  by the holders selling now and make the asset a loss making red ink thing… Continue reading

  • xlsb virus attempts

    Another bad file format from microsoft [microshit]. The  virus scanner has detected three virus emails this year. Thank you Microsoft. Continue reading

  • upgrading defective microsoft mice with non microsoft products

    i de-branded [my blog] my crap Microsoft  mouse as it seemed to fuck up my pc system. Linux does not handle hardware failures well and the software takes the blame unlike the bad network card i also had. Microsoft cannot even get a mouse right so why are using microsoft windows. The mouse looked fine,… Continue reading

  • Vietnam knows what i did last summer

    I got a zoo email from vietnam about that i had been ‘hacked’ and my not existent onlyfans [my blog] account had been hacked it seems i was a hardcore banana eater apparently on there* exciting many with my tantalizing banana play. Which a donation of bitcoin [my blog] would be ‘forgotten’.  It nice to… Continue reading

  • ssd’s the bad chioce

    I keep hearing horror stories about ssd’s and that there failure prone due to bad driver software on the devices. I do know disks do fail but having a shiny disk tat that fails because it wrote once too many seems a really shit way of calling something progress. There was also that western digital… Continue reading

  • John McAfee

    Virus products are a necessity in microsoft environments and McAfee was one of the first and made it shareware before becoming a brand. I was never sure that virus scanners worked there is the rumour that nsa [my blog] had whitelisted viruses and may still be and that the virus writers and fixers are the… Continue reading

  • Validating my router chioce

    Microtik was an option when router shopping [my blog] but the microsoft interface was an issue and unconfirmed ipv6 stuff so . Fast forward to today and i notice that psad [my blog] is getting 8728 port windoze probes among others. Sure every router is probed on ipv4 i hear you say but do you… Continue reading

  • anti vaxxers at the bbc

    Where do you find anti vaxxers [my blog] ? – why the bbc. Mind you political leaders in the eu certainly have emboldened them to be in that position. Its kind of amusing that if you and i said it is fake, but if an anti-vaxxer at the bbc keeps repeating its not fake news.… Continue reading

  • Microsoft censor github for CVE-2021-26896 and others for windows bugs

    Microsoft cannot write good code [my blog] and as i hate microsoft i hear that microsoft deleted a gitbub  entry expliot of the bug for there awful software. To censor github owned by microsoft is perhaps a sign that github is in a bad place and not developer friendly and may indicate that they are… Continue reading

  • Lol at corporate microsoft ‘professionals’

    Solarwinds was another screw up [my blog].  Now Microsoft’s shit software was also compromised.  I guess that is enterprise grade software from microcrap. The amusing thing was that as a non microsoft user i heard of this issue a couple of days ago second hand when i wrote this [not the date scheduled]  and nobody… Continue reading

  • Microsoft throw Darl McBride under the bus

    The man who microsoft funded to kill linux is bankrupt. Remember that Microsoft [my blog] was behind this and TSG group is probably still trying to sue ibm if it has any money – i miss groklaw.  The moral – do not think microsoft has your back and is not open source friendly ever. The… Continue reading

  • Microsoft [microshit] exposed by solarwinds inc

    One day i awoke to news that solarwinds had been breeched.  The next day more came out that the software was essentially let anybody into the internal networks of organisations. The dreaded total cost of ownership once touted as brilliant by microsoft is also an idea not standing up to criticism. Anti virus software was… Continue reading