steam ‘multi-platform’ and useless stuff

I Bought a game (my blog) and the soundtrack came in mp3 ogg and wma formats – the last of those being a shit microsoft format wiith drm.

I suppose that is one way to support stuff, not that i was supposed to notice that.

The music is pretty good and for the extra three pence for all the other dlc content seemed a risk worth taking rather than just buy part one and part 2.

Those steam badges are also useless, however i did create a badge for making gems from badges that i did not expect but i have no clue about how to use them. I suppose if you have Asperger’s life is hell being completist or needing that pre-release thing worth absolutely nothing  but as a casual gamer i have no desire to show off my steam things to people.

They cannot buy bananas. it is odd that ‘dlc’ is non badge thing compatible.  Not that i give a stuff.

If you have suggestions about what to with these useless steam stuff drop me a comment.

even more Microsoft viruses from india

Kkaran Bahree

The zoo does get viruses from people sending bad microsoft [microshit] products and recently most of them have come from india so come and meet

BANNED (.asc,CCE28122017_009107.vbs) []:52331 [] <> -> <x@>, quarantine: J/banned-Jfl4doEQpwiO, Queue-ID:x, Message-ID: <>

who is

% []
% Whois data copyright terms

% Information related to ‘ –’

% Abuse contact for ‘ –’ is ‘’

inetnum: –
admin-c: AN486-AP
tech-c: SA823-AP
country: IN
last-modified: 2015-08-26T06:43:16Z
source: APNIC

address: SHOP NO 242, 2ND FLOOR,SARDAR COMPLEX,KADODARA,Surat,Gujarat-394327
e-mail: mastermind@
abuse-mailbox: mastermind@
admin-c: AN486-AP
tech-c: SA823-AP
auth: # Filtered
last-modified: 2015-08-26T06:41:04Z
source: APNIC

Now i have also read that the world has got wise to Indian it ‘experts’ be they technical  support fraudsters, and the disingenuous seo and website developers in which you have to give them a a+ rating or you never see the thing to rate its quality.

I am amused that these it professionals use hotmail or whatever the Microsoft free internet email name is these days to send these requests to do ‘business’.   The zoo has it’s own mail server

Had the zoo’s rules not have been triggered then no doubt some scammer from india would probably be thinking about ringing us up and fixing our computers he/she intentionally tried to broke.- something to look forward to.

The poster boy for inidian it is no doubt Kkaran Bahree who was caught selling your bank details some years ago revisited

that shit hacker from the core

In this (my blog) i set up automated reporting and it works well. Despite the zoo warning ssh probers they still visit.

Postfix 3 (my blog) means postfix rate limits itself a lot of bad email servers and isps and so ssh attempts are the majority of reports sent. I suppose the idea works as most sites appear once or twice and then never reappear so it depends on if the isp is receptive to such reports so it still means your going to see a lot china attempting to steal our public domain banana smoothie recipe.

blocklist’s reports are not particularity good bit since i get a copy as well i have no gripes about not getting those and tools do exist to do it yourself [grep and wc].

I assume most attempts are windows bots or the odd typo by a real user although i am sure sure a non caring isp who allows complete subnets to abuse could be malice.

Since this data becomes available to all and usable in multiple formats you might be benefiting from my reporting and not know it.

Overall it seems to do good rather than bad.

shit at dmarc:

Since i like to name those awful at dmarc (my blog) and many of those already mentioned retain there status. I feel it necessary to add to that list.

Why they use Microsoft software, (my blog) no wonder gchq and the nsa hacked them.which made the newspapers until reporting spies became a non reportable thing (my blog).

I look forward to informing me that there dmarc inbox is ‘full’ once again.  Oh yes
#554-5.2.2 mailbox full 554 5.2.2 STOREDRV.Deliver.Exception:QuotaExceededException.MapiExceptionShutoffQuotaExceeded; Failed to process message due to a permanent exception with message Cannot open mailbox /o=BelgacomGroup/ou=Exchange Administrative Group (FYDIBOHF23SPDLT)/cn=Configuration/cn=Servers/cn=A04071/cn=Microsoft System Attendant. 16.55847:C2000000,

A feedback loop!



Microsoft windows 10 – ransomware removal


The zoo bought some pc’s without microsft windows and when i got to install linux on it I spent a good ten minutes attempting to defeat tpm,secure boot and the windows boot manager for it had a virus on it called windows 10 *.

Quite why the fuck windows 10 has to talk to you and offers no shutdown during setup made me think of ransomware may be i think in original ways that this has never occurred to you before..

The bios really REALLY did not want me to remove the windows boot manager it kept going further and further down the list until it did get disabled – this reminding me of ransomware which happened to vista pc many years ago.

My linux on usb iso image although it worked on my usual device i wrote it to did not on the new pc. so i baked a cd image and that did, Once i installed the cdrom all was well with the universe and the ransomeware was gone from the disk..

In fact to remove the ransomware on that old pc i had to use a cd as well.  Great to see microsoft learning from the crooks.

I repurposed the usb thing for the non gpl hardware drivers.

mafia run the british red cross

It is strange that harddisks come with mafia approved virusware on them automatically , however i did find out the screen was ok, and the sound card worked. Thanks to the mafia at Microsoft.  Really wanted to not know that.

Here is a top tip: So if a new pc does not have sound  you should return it to your retailer immediately after all microsoft have decided its defective.

I wonder what other spyware courtesy of crooks and governments (my blog) was on the disk until i repartitioned it.

*no key sticker from microsoft


The virus configuration revisited

boredIn a boring moment here in the zoo i had a look at our virus config, i noticed that things had changed not too much but extra features could now be enabled.   The source was updated but nothing necessary seemed needing a download.

I enabled a few things disabled in our version of the configuration file and tested – it mostly worked although some feature has extended rules but i will wait and see when a virus is detected to find if i need those extra commands.

As a non microsoft site its not really necessary to have a scanner but it is a good criteria for blocking bad hosts and stopping inbound crap.

You microsoft windows users do like living dangerously and  i am all for it so continue your bravery with crap software..

How much! and adverts too

also in beige

The zoo needed pc’s as some of them are well over ten years old and showing signs of hardware issues like forgetting the time** and being a bit slow with other regular seek human movements that persuaded the zoo to flash some cash on stuff..

Naturally i go to a site that i can buy to order rather than buy hp (my blog) or another brand get what we need without the crap copy of windows which is a lot cheaper than in stock and off the shelf from online retailers.


Deselecting windows 10 (my blog) resulted in the zoo shaving £100 off the bill (converted tp usd 130.00 at time i wrote this. So next time you wonder what you could do with an spare $130 makes using open source software a lot of sense.

mafia run microsoft

Apparently I also read that Microsoft are putting adverts everywhere in windows 10 so in addition to buying mafia insurance* from microsoft they also plaster adverts over it.

I am fascinated that people pay microsoft for this software via hardware vendors who i assume do it for laziness and some very shady microsoft sales staff.

Sure we have to install something on the hardware, but even windows needs setting up.

*nice shop window there, we will use it to sell your competitors products and spy on you. ** can break websites will refuse to load if your bios believes its 1/1/1980

A windows 10 tale to amuse you

The zoo had a visiting professor with a presentation file on a usb thing which was ‘lost’. Strangely windows 10 did not deluge the user with messages or where the thing was mounted to.

Perhaps Microsofts (microshit) attempt at idiot proofing is still too difficult for manyof its users.

The zoo is a linux shop. We soon found the lost thing that visiting professor could not find.

Microsofts very bad telephone lines

Kkaran Bahree indian thief

An Indian called ‘dave’ rang the monkey house and told us our non existent*** Microsoft pc is telling him it has errors.  I was naturally overjoyed to hear this this great news about this problem.

So being a nice monkey who values retards who give us good news i decided to waste six minutes of his time after all Microsoft employees and partners clearly should be thanked for this kind of work i mean we did not know we even had a microsoft os running on computer

There was more hiss* (my blog) than dave who cannot comprehend that a phone might be a computer – big brown beige computers are suppose still a thing somewhere i guess..


Since i was unwilling to find this non existing pc in the monkey house, and knowing that the phone (my blog) was fine as I asked if the phone had a problem and as it was not a computer and so not sending errors the Indian called dave blocked the non existent windows computer from sending errors for free.

A solution that suited us perfectly, but they dont have to waste our time by phoning us next time.

Thank you Microsoft** you and your crooked partners.(my blog) you did good today – keep up this stellar work

*a pun ** aka Microshit *** Schroedingers cat might mean it could exist i suppose – anybody have a box ?