Nobody gets fired for buyng Microsoft

Friends of the nhs

The nhs (my blog) is seen as a nice gravy train by firms like Oracle and Microsoft where there ‘products’ are not up to the job

Microsoft email is thoroughly shit there is the classic story of the large email list in the nhs that if anybody replies to all costs about £300,000.00 per email due to some ‘bug’ in exchange.

Ransomware is the latest find that exploits Microsoft failure to not defend against but since the exploit was known by both gchq and the nsa (my blog and not passed on you could argue that the government is ransoming itself by keeping mum.

I am not saying there is a perfect solution even assuming that this was not an inside job but it points the failure in any reasoning that Microsoft is enterprise software.

Since it is so insecure perhaps the people who buy Microsoft products should be given medals and awards by governments for allowing mass interception of data.

I am sure the management of the nhs would like that

bbc anti ‘secure’ internet fud

The bbc does not like the internet even in programmes that do it for there subject while there motives might be pure it comes across as something else – hero worship of apple producrs or something like that.

The thing to ‘fud’ is a non apple secure email server ‘box’ made with a raspberry pi (my blog) and using ancient wheezy (my blog) and rightly so deserves to be called a scam as apple did not make it.

Take technical issues like  …

End to end encryption is not possible nixed by nsa and gchq hundreds of interment years ago- you need a domain for ssl, not an ip address.

Port 25 blocking is another problem*, and the device had issues with cross site scripting.

This ‘secure email’ was presented as an impossible thing by the bbc – or lets not discuss the limitations or the hard aspects of internet security – however when you can achieve some of it with a proper email server and gnugpg which was not mentioned by the journalists of fud.at the bbc

As i am the ape who runs mail servers here in the zoo and probably does not know what i am doing the bbc forgets that while indeed the device is shit – proper mail servers can be achieved on certain terms..

However if the ‘nah no la laa laa atttitude’ continues the bbc could be argued is doing the bidding of both the nsa and gchq looking for those sensationalised headlines rather than the meat and potatoes of the issue.

The panacea in a box did need to be outed as shit but the bbc ‘s conclusion is one of which government propaganda is also in alignment with.

Gee fancy that

Whether facts are too hard (or boring) for the bbc to do is something for you to think on.

*you want spam?

Novell groupwise getting the shodan.io experience

Crook

I hate shodan (my blog) and never really understood the Novelll thing (my blog) but history has ignored Novell.who was being sued by it’s owner Microsoft for reasons best known to themselves towards the end.

Anyhow i notice that the Novell GroupWise Internet Agent 7.0.1 is being used by shodan.io users to send viruses which our thing detects.

Whether this is really groupwise or not i dont honestly care about but since it is not branded as a Microsoft product i guess its another example of Embrace, extend, and extinguish, or Embrace, extend, and exterminate from our friends at Microsoft.

So if your a non clued in member of shodan and aspiring script kiddie you know what to look for after all that’s the meaning of shodan as i understand it.

vbs attachments in the wild

forget suntan lotion with an nbc suit

forget suntan lotion with an nbc suit

It was kind of interesting to note that after this (my blog) my virus scanner got rather bored, one day they where detected and the next boom no viruses.

Anyhow many years past i set up a rule that executable files would be denied being received by the zoo’s mail server,  it was still there and i was unsure if it worked until some genius tried to send a vbs thing.

I do hope they got the memo that technical support scammers are not paying at the moment.

At least i know my filter works as a plus point, and my hate of microsoft is still worth retaining.

It has been months since anybody successfully attempted to send a virus to a real address here in the zoo.  I read that in memory viruses are the thing and they appear to only work in microsoft windows which the zoo is deficient in.

I am not complaining about having a bored virus scanner for email.

A windows 10 tale of woe and despair including British India

A pissed off zebra

A pissed off zebra

As a last resort the giraffe enclosure here in the zoo sent a message via the bush telegraph to us apes for fix there computer. A microfilter was handed over by us in the monkey house and an hour later i happened to be near so I popped into the giraffe enclosure – bananas is brave like that.

I was presented with a crap NEW hp laptop ruining windows ten which did not ‘work’. God i hate windows 10 and any microsoft (microshit) products.  How the fuck somebody thought that was a great os at ms must have been smoking something amazing

Anyhow …

Email was the main problem, and that was it appears to be a microsoft induced version of hell as a email client, and synchronising stuff took forever thanks to British Telecom but that i think is down to a slow computer as our linux stuff seemed ok.

I was not the first on the scene – family where, a helpful library idiot and british telecom had been and failed to sort things out or change any settings.

But the internet connection was embarrassingly slow and no speed test websites rendered in internet explorer, much to my embarrassment.  The hub gave out an rfc1918 c address

The adverts where horrible.

If i worked for BT i would be ashamed of the service they provided. any view of HP being not negative too is bizarre.

Sisyphus is still a role model

Sisyphus is still a role model

However i turned off a few things, got some email that Microsoft had lost back and got printer queue clear.  Which is more than you say for Family,Library or corporate ‘help’.

I suppose it does work but not something i could recommend.  But the money upgrades must be a plus piont for the corporates soon.

If that is the average persons internet experience then both HP and BT plc hate the internet as a thing.

If your an advertiser and wonder why people block adverts then buy windows 10 and run it on a bt broadband connection your soon come to a conclusion.

Midway through an unscary horror film..

Jezebelle

Jezebelle

Bananas had finished watching something specific one evening some years ago and was about to turn off the television when a “scary moment” was about to happen in a horror film which never appeared to get a wide cinema release.

It was something to do with tattoo’s hence the picture with the idiot with a microsoft logo tattoo and the moment was too soon to scare as the tattoo was not seen but a grimace on the actors face in a mirror was shown instead.

Perhaps she too had a microsoft tattoo (my blog).

I then turned off the the television.

Windows 10 and cups (ipp)

Crook

Crook

Bananas had the curious experience of looking at a windows ten pc (my first), it was newish hardware so ‘f-a-s-t’ but it would not scan for ipp printers (that’s cups hosts) on the lan.

It would scan for samba hosts which don’t exist and it reminded me of  windows vista without the bugs, windows help is is still thoroughly retarded i mean how dare i connect a windows pc to a ‘apple’* printer network.

I won’t be buying windows 10 Microsoft. btw and i had access to this pc two minutes.

If you where forced to upgrade like the person who showed us this pc then your life sucks, but that is what microsoft think is best for you including spying upon you then i feel sorry for you. If i where the doj i would ask for more nsa access to the Microsoft network – would  not you? – this non zoo pc took the liberty of using our lan to download updates – so much for the user choice and control.

Being curious the next day i discovered that you have to turn on cups from software features, google knew that which windows help in the two minutes i had would not tell me since cups is evil.

It was also adblocker free i do hope there is no isp quota for you windows 10 humans.

*Linux users read this (my blog)

 

Microsoft tracking of outlook.com messages

Crook

Crook

The zoo got an email from a microsoft domain  its tracking is somewhat scary, and i bet the spy agencies track this too.


Thread-Index:
Accept-Language: en-GB, en-US
Content-Language: en-GB
X-MS-Has-Attach:
X-MS-TNEF-Correlator:
x-ms-exchange-messagesentrepresentingtype:
x-tmn:
x-eopattributedmessage:0
x-forefront-antispam-report: :
x-ms-office365-filtering-correlation-id:
x-microsoft-antispam:
x-exchange-antispam-report-cfa-test:
x-forefront-prvs:
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="utf-8"
Content-ID:
Content-Transfer-Encoding: base64
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-OriginatorOrg: outlook.com
X-MS-Exchange-CrossTenant-originalarrivaltime:
X-MS-Exchange-CrossTenant-fromentityheader:
X-MS-Exchange-CrossTenant-id:
X-OriginalArrivalTime:

So apart from spf, it failed all email tests.  I guess i will see a lot of spam being sent from microsoft servers because of a lack of dkim and dmarc soon.  If you use microsoft products then your probably being tracked.

Passing the user test

After this (my blog) i created a new non microsoft os (my blog) got the wifi working being one of those strange broadcom chips which even broadcom cannot write drivers for and handed it over.

carnegie

monopolists ahoy

Initial comments are good being described as more modern and it removes the last threat that microsoft will cause the zoo no further problems be they wga, crap operating systems and giving future money to microsoft and its criminal eco system.

I had a good day.

Bloody awful hosted dkim from Microsoft

moranOh dear me, talk about being shit at hosting mind you i do know something about the topic (my blog) and if i where to have it i would rather it not be an advert for thieves and crookes (my blog),.

Mind you its probably an easy penetration attack something even very old computer books mention you dont do.

xEstateAgents.onmicrosoft.com
PASSED
signed bytes: (whole message)
Signature properties:
Key properties:
DNSSEC status: INSECURE

Anyhow at least gchq and the nsa and the five eyes can read it – phew