Is there anything microsoft made that is not used by criminals? I mean it is like the mafia is in charge of development at microshit.
Perhaps Microsofts (microshit) attempt at idiot proofing is still too difficult for manyof its users.
The zoo is a linux shop. We soon found the lost thing that visiting professor could not find.
An Indian called ‘dave’ rang the monkey house and told us our non existent*** Microsoft pc is telling him it has errors. I was naturally overjoyed to hear this this great news about this problem.
So being a nice monkey who values retards who give us good news i decided to waste six minutes of his time after all Microsoft employees and partners clearly should be thanked for this kind of work i mean we did not know we even had a microsoft os running on computer
There was more hiss* (my blog) than dave who cannot comprehend that a phone might be a computer – big brown beige computers are suppose still a thing somewhere i guess..
Since i was unwilling to find this non existing pc in the monkey house, and knowing that the phone (my blog) was fine as I asked if the phone had a problem and as it was not a computer and so not sending errors the Indian called dave blocked the non existent windows computer from sending errors for free.
A solution that suited us perfectly, but they dont have to waste our time by phoning us next time.
Thank you Microsoft** you and your crooked partners.(my blog) you did good today – keep up this stellar work
*a pun ** aka Microshit *** Schroedingers cat might mean it could exist i suppose – anybody have a box ?
I have in the past lamented the sad state of microsoft clients who it appears to be Nigerians wishing to donate billions of dollars to you and me are at home in the zoo.
One day i noticed that one set a spammers where using the newish microsoft ‘cloud’ which i believe is paid for rather than hotmail ‘free’.
At least they are paying microsoft after all free spam is not on is it 184.108.40.206/13. Lets hope they got paid rather than indicate a security hole in shit software.
I am happy to associate both scammer and microsoft as both shady and this evidence i once saw made me very happy and it proved it the collusion which i am sure somebody at microsoft sales will regret selling
I was very happy that day.
For several months now it seems a baby who cannot live without a breathing machine and with doubts as to everything else too has been going the rounds in the courts.
Lawyers are expensive so i wonder who is paying these fees – everybody via the nhs ? There are charities involved here (my blog) and a rich one associated with the hospital who have screwed up of which there could be a long term conflict of interest..
I also wonder if the charity business is influencing the nhs aspect of this hospital for the bad publicity the case has brought them after all it does send the wrong message. If your thinking then the paradox of childrens hospital charity also funded by the nhs is another issue which is the more important. .
Residents of the uk are constantly being told there are issues with the nhs – however in this case with opposing charities fighting it out for a rare condition only one suffers from i just wonder what it is doing to the nhs who is paying – you indirectly ?.
Somehow it sounds very expensive and not an wise use of limited resources you keep getting told about.
While it would be nice to fix all issues perhaps the fighting between all parties on the outcome means you humans cant have nice things but the lawyers and rich charity bosses can and sod the cabbage needing the help..
The nhs (my blog) is seen as a nice gravy train by firms like Oracle and Microsoft where there ‘products’ are not up to the job
Microsoft email is thoroughly shit there is the classic story of the large email list in the nhs that if anybody replies to all costs about £300,000.00 per email due to some ‘bug’ in exchange.
Ransomware is the latest find that exploits Microsoft failure to not defend against but since the exploit was known by both gchq and the nsa (my blog and not passed on you could argue that the government is ransoming itself by keeping mum.
I am not saying there is a perfect solution even assuming that this was not an inside job but it points the failure in any reasoning that Microsoft is enterprise software.
I am sure the management of the nhs would like that
The bbc does not like the internet even in programmes that do it for there subject while there motives might be pure it comes across as something else – hero worship of apple producrs or something like that.
Take technical issues like …
End to end encryption is not possible nixed by nsa and gchq hundreds of interment years ago- you need a domain for ssl, not an ip address.
Port 25 blocking is another problem*, and the device had issues with cross site scripting.
This ‘secure email’ was presented as an impossible thing by the bbc – or lets not discuss the limitations or the hard aspects of internet security – however when you can achieve some of it with a proper email server and gnugpg which was not mentioned by the journalists of fud.at the bbc
As i am the ape who runs mail servers here in the zoo and probably does not know what i am doing the bbc forgets that while indeed the device is shit – proper mail servers can be achieved on certain terms..
However if the ‘nah no la laa laa atttitude’ continues the bbc could be argued is doing the bidding of both the nsa and gchq looking for those sensationalised headlines rather than the meat and potatoes of the issue.
The panacea in a box did need to be outed as shit but the bbc ‘s conclusion is one of which government propaganda is also in alignment with.
Gee fancy that
Whether facts are too hard (or boring) for the bbc to do is something for you to think on.
*you want spam?
I hate shodan (my blog) and never really understood the Novelll thing (my blog) but history has ignored Novell.who was being sued by it’s owner Microsoft for reasons best known to themselves towards the end.
Anyhow i notice that the Novell GroupWise Internet Agent 7.0.1 is being used by shodan.io users to send viruses which our thing detects.
Whether this is really groupwise or not i dont honestly care about but since it is not branded as a Microsoft product i guess its another example of Embrace, extend, and extinguish, or Embrace, extend, and exterminate from our friends at Microsoft.
So if your a non clued in member of shodan and aspiring script kiddie you know what to look for after all that’s the meaning of shodan as i understand it.
It was kind of interesting to note that after this (my blog) my virus scanner got rather bored, one day they where detected and the next boom no viruses.
Anyhow many years past i set up a rule that executable files would be denied being received by the zoo’s mail server, it was still there and i was unsure if it worked until some genius tried to send a vbs thing.
I do hope they got the memo that technical support scammers are not paying at the moment.
At least i know my filter works as a plus point, and my hate of microsoft is still worth retaining.
It has been months since anybody successfully attempted to send a virus to a real address here in the zoo. I read that in memory viruses are the thing and they appear to only work in microsoft windows which the zoo is deficient in.
I am not complaining about having a bored virus scanner for email.
As a last resort the giraffe enclosure here in the zoo sent a message via the bush telegraph to us apes for fix there computer. A microfilter was handed over by us in the monkey house and an hour later i happened to be near so I popped into the giraffe enclosure – bananas is brave like that.
I was presented with a crap NEW hp laptop ruining windows ten which did not ‘work’. God i hate windows 10 and any microsoft (microshit) products. How the fuck somebody thought that was a great os at ms must have been smoking something amazing
Email was the main problem, and that was it appears to be a microsoft induced version of hell as a email client, and synchronising stuff took forever thanks to British Telecom but that i think is down to a slow computer as our linux stuff seemed ok.
I was not the first on the scene – family where, a helpful library idiot and british telecom had been and failed to sort things out or change any settings.
But the internet connection was embarrassingly slow and no speed test websites rendered in internet explorer, much to my embarrassment. The hub gave out an rfc1918 c address
The adverts where horrible.
If i worked for BT i would be ashamed of the service they provided. any view of HP being not negative too is bizarre.
However i turned off a few things, got some email that Microsoft had lost back and got printer queue clear. Which is more than you say for Family,Library or corporate ‘help’.
I suppose it does work but not something i could recommend. But the money upgrades must be a plus piont for the corporates soon.
If that is the average persons internet experience then both HP and BT plc hate the internet as a thing.
If your an advertiser and wonder why people block adverts then buy windows 10 and run it on a bt broadband connection your soon come to a conclusion.