Bananas in the Falklands

Beguiling, Amorous, Nonconformist, Adeptly Needing Arousing Stimulation oh and Fantastic Kisses.

chav jewellery – an experience that i did not want to know about.

The whipsnade apes (my blog) wanted chav (my blog) jewellery and being that i do not wear jewels a search of this stuff is horrid and the box is extra online.

That film with the blue smurfs in should give you a hint as to the ‘preferred’ brand which is a danish owned company according to ev certs (my blog) are pretty useless how can i confirm that?

Anyhow the ape doing this on a smart phone [not me] here in the zoo started at 3pm and by 6pm one sunday still had not managed to order this crime against taste.

The next day comes and it discovered that chav jewellery is best bought* in a high street (my blog) and not online but the ape who had to buy this thing to gift spent most of the day ‘shopping’.

Horrific is a good word.

*the box was ‘free’ – not cardboard or excess packaging eg a retail ready display that online does not need.

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Technical mad person and ballet class for fun. I also like baiting god blogger’s more info B5 d++ t k s– u– f+ i o++ x e l- c++. One post a day keeps the mad doctors away – or ‘A Day Without Bananas In The Falklands is Like a Day Without Sunshine’.

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