Thank you for all your questions (this blog) Sally laughed at you all and got the zoo staff rather concerned. But once she finished she was professional as usual.
3g iphone addict one asks: “Can i shout Jezebelle, and other insults at normal iphone owners ?”
Sally replies: By all means do, but remember if you make a scene be sure that they have a normal phone first because you don’t want to upset other special 3g iphone owners do you.
3g iphone addict two asks: “Am i special for owning an 3g iphone?”
Sally replies: Well somebody thinks you are, but please don’t whinge and whine when your Hero Steve Jobs drops the price, or you need a spare and complain about the price. In that regard yes you are.
3g iphone addict three asks: “Im catholic – Is owning a iphone 3g sinfull ?”
Sally replies: If your a catholic probably then yes it is. Most things are. To resolve this problem get yourself raped/sexually abused by a catholic priest that solves most problems im told.
3g iphone addict four asks: “I cant get my phone to work”
Sally replies: so ?, you probably went to a lot of trouble to be an early adopter and you got one, well done, so who really gives a toss if you cannot use it.
3g iphone addict five asks: “What’s a phone do”
Sally replies: oh dear you again.
3g iphone addict six asks: “help I’m being ripped off in z y and z by Apple and so and so”
Sally replies: you sure are, feel special ?
Hope that helps you all.
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